racer96's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Switchblade. Why is it, when one isn't being pro-america they're called anti-american? Is it just to make it sound more evil? Some people are pro-life, the opposite are pro-choice. As far as I know, there aren't any people that are anti-life or anti-choice. Semantics. What a strange beast. =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= So, since America is under tangerine alert (beware all fruit shaped objects) I figured I'd pass along the most amusing advisory tip in the little "So you're travelling to the US" booklet that I read through while sitting at the passport offices. "Switchblade knives are prohibited, except those owned by persons with only one arm." Just doing my part for international security, keep an eye out for those one armed intruders, they're allowed to carry a weapon of miniscule destruction. =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Went to Victoria this past weekend. Had alot of fun. Stupid boats and stupid lines weren't so much fun. Stupid people knocking on windshield are kinda embarassing. And two rainbows in a row is kinda neat. =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Okie, gotta get home before my eyes die. Sorry, no one got hit in the nuts last night. But there's always tomorrow. Mike 6:32 p.m. - 2003-03-25 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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