racer96's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Use the toothpick to cut off a finger or something. So I'm updating again. We'll see how long this lasts. Perhaps I'm refreshed from my abscence, more likely I'm just really tired because work is equal parts frustrating, busy and mean. I know, you're so glad to have me back. =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= By now I'm sure that everyone has heard about the superhuman dude that got his arm trapped by a boulder, survived for a few days, then got tired of waiting for someone to find him, so he pulled out his trusty pocket knife, cut off his arm, fashioned a tourniquet and hiked down to safety. Yeah, don't I feel manly now. =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= I just bought myself a leatherman on eBay though. I did some careful research, and found the one with bone cutting capabilities. Manliness has just increased a level. =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= I have determined that when travelling late at night, it is a very good idea to keep yourself awake by any means possible. ANY MEANS. If said means involves slowing down because of road construction, opening the window and screaming "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH I CAN'T CONTROL THIS CAR! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH" and watching the construction workers diving out of the way, well, so be it. Plus, the entertainment value is pretty high. =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Okie, time to go play some hockey and watch some hockey. Mike 5:57 p.m. - 2003-05-05 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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