racer96's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Funerals. In case some of you are having trouble with the super sneak preview of the hulk , try right clicking on it to save it to your computer, and then view it after it's been saved. My comments on it will be tomorrow, in order to allow more of you to view it. (and also, to Victoria, I agree, it's pretty scary, eh?) =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Went to a funeral today. That's always good fodder for diary material. =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= During the funeral, which seemed to be super extra sad, I came to the realization that when I have a funeral, I really really really don't want it to be sad. In order to accomplish this, I have come up with a list of things to make my funeral a super happy death party. 1. Black lights and disco balls. No explanation needed. 2. Pinatas. Three of them are to be hung in a triangular formation (and really, with three, how can you not make a triangular formation) then spin around at least 6 blindfolded kids really super fast, and arm them with baseball bats. To increase the hilarity of this, I suggest using kids that you don't know. Just offer them candy, and kids will follow you anywhere. 3. There will have to be a solemn moment of course, for I did kick the bucket, however, even that solemn moment needs to have a bit of fun, so I would like to request a bagpiper that can play either: a) My Boyfriend's Back (and you're going to be in trouble)* b) Beach Boys Medley c) Van Halen's "Right Now." d) Britney Spears' "Oops I did it again." e) AC/DC's "Thunderstruck" Bonus points if you can combine all of them into a bagpiper's medley. 4. If my funeral could be held near a theme park, that would add to the awesomeness of it. 5. I think that everyone should get dressed up in costume for my funeral. No on can be sad when they're wearing a Spiderman costume. =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= I have a whole bunch more ideas on how to make it super fun, but, I'm really getting kind of hungry, so I think I am going to go now. Mike *That song might lead to some uncomfortableness, of people expecting me to rise from the dead or something. At that uncomfortable moment, I would like to have a few people designated to yell out "He's not coming back, people!" 6:48 p.m. - 2003-06-12 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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