racer96's Diaryland Diary

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Bread slicers.

I left that last post up not because I didn't have anything to say, but because it's just so funny to see a goalie that isn't me getting hit in the nuts.

Or, you know, I've been busy. You decide.

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Went and saw "Mama Mia!" the new Abba musical last night. It was fun. It was light. It was enjoyable.

It also made me come to the realization that it is nearly impossible for a man to sing Abba songs and not appear gay.

Not that there's anything wrong with that. :D

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Could someone please explain to me why great new inventions are always the greatest thing since sliced bread?

1) I didn't think sliced bread was that great of an invention in the first place.

2) Since there have been many things since sliced bread that are great, shouldn't that statement be revised?

3) Ever notice how sliced bread is such a great invention, but no one can say who it was that invented it?

4) How boring must have things been before sliced bread, if that was the greatest invention of its time?

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Can you believe I just made a post about sliced bread? Neither can I.

Same as it ever was.

Mike

6:42 p.m. - 2003-07-25

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