racer96's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ways to die and popeye. In approximately three days I will be in Las Vegas. Once there, I will proceed to win millions upon millions of dollars, and end up murdered in some sort of gangland killing. See, now, when I don't win millions, I won't be quite as disappointed. Keeping the bar at waist level, that's what I'm all about. =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Saw "American Wedding" last night, and it was pretty good. I think I laughed more in this one than the other two, so I do think that this was the best of the three. And for those that say stupid moronic sophomore humour is just bad, well, what the hell are you reading my diary for anyways? All I talk about is getting hit in the groin. Sheesh. :D =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= In fish news, it appears that one of the little fish had developed a disease known as popeye. I've had fish off and on since I was probably around 4. I've never had a fish get popeye. No, it doesn't mean that the fish only eats spinach, and has a tattoo of an anchor on one of their fins. It actually means that one of their eyes gets all puffy and well, pops out of their head. It doesn't fall right out or anything (although, it appears that could be possible), it's just all puffy and gross looking. Ahhh fish. =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Tomorrow I need to wake up at 5 am. That should put me in line for around 3 hours of sleep. If you hear about a big multi car pileup on the I-5 tomorrow morning, think of me. How about that, got two different death situations into one diary entry. You'd almost think I've gone all goth angsty teen on you. Mike 7:37 p.m. - 2003-08-21 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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